Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros

Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to...

• Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you).

• Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex.

• Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . .").

Stop brocrastinating!
It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.