Food Fantasies In The Bedroom

Food Fantasies In The Bedroom

By Amy Ogino

We’ve all seen the movie scenes: a sweaty man, a scantily clad woman, breathing heavily, groping wildly, reaching for a jar of liquid honey. The man erotically pours it over his woman, and then very sensually licks it off. What they don’t show is the poor gal struggling to clean the sticky mess from her skin, hair and other tender areas after the act is over.

If you are in the mood for a tasty sexual treat, avoid the pastrami (à la George Costanza) and opt for the more sexy, yet practical, options like the following food fantasies you should openly bring to the bedroom.


Champagne
The sweet bubbles are a definite crowd-pleaser. Try pouring it over each other -- not to the point of drenching your mattress, couch, office chair, etc. -- and licking every drop off. If you are well-prepared, chill the champagne before your rendezvous so that when you hold the liquid in your mouth and tease her with your lips, she'll feel the cool sensation. Women take note: Holding champagne in your mouth then taking your man's member in your mouth could be disastrous! The bubbles in champagne might give great sensation elsewhere on the body, but you have to remember the head of the penis, particularly the area just below it, is extremely sensitive and exposing it directly to champagne can be quite painful.

Breath mints
This food fantasy, mint, creates a tingly, cooling sensation that is perfect for oral sex. Suck on a strong mint, and be sure to roll it around in your mouth, then dive right into oral sex. For extra-intense pleasure, you can actually use the mint to roll across the clitoris (or across your nether regions if you can handle the hot/cold sensation). Be aware that some mint is quite strong and can cause pain instead of pleasure. Tread lightly.

Chocolate sauce
Time to put a spin on an old classic: Chocolate sauce is always a food fantasy favorite, but it’s been done before. To change things up a bit, dip a paintbrush in chocolate sauce and draw a map on your body. Have your girl follow the path, hitting each of your hot spots as she journeys along. Add more chocolate to the areas you’d like her to focus on. In keeping with tradition, feel free to add in some whipped cream and a couple of cherries.

Juicy fruit
No, not the gum; please, no gum! Instead, grab a sweet, juicy orange, grapefruit, strawberry, peach or even a watermelon (in small pieces). Take a piece of fruit and gently rub it across her lips, neck and breasts. Licking the sweet juices is a treat for the libido and the taste buds. Making sure there is no sticky residue remaining is the best part -- it will require harder sucking.

Hot and cold water
Switching back and forth between temperatures can really heat things up and is a great food fantasy addition to the bedroom. During oral sex, have your girl drink hot water and then give you a little mouth action. Then switch it up to ice cubes. You’ll love the sensation. Ice cubes around her nipples can also be an intense sensory experience for her.

Popsicles
This food fantasy is a great combination of fruit and ice: sweet, cold and delicious. Not that Popsicles should not be inserted anywhere -- sugar in the Popsicles can cause bacteria to build up in women, leading to infections. Use them to trace over body parts or to make your tongue nice and cold for bodily exploration.

Veggies
Cucumbers and carrots can double as sex toys, but be careful. The veggies should be washed thoroughly to get rid of pesticides (which can cause severe irritation). You should also be aware that while very pleasurable if used appropriately, things could go terribly wrong. Pieces of veggies can break off after they have been inserted into the body. Searching for "leftovers" can be awkward, to say the least. The last thing you need is a trip to the ER to have said food fantasy items extracted.

Food Fantasy Don'ts

• Do not use spicy foods like chili peppers or cayenne. You could be in for a world of hurt.
• Do not allow substances to get too close to the tip of your penis or inside your gal’s vaginal opening. Certain foods, especially those containing sugar, can cause bacteria buildup, leading to yeast infections and other irritations. Be sure to clean up properly.
• Do not double dip. Use squeeze bottles, when available. Dipping your fingers in and out of chocolate sauce containers can be a tad unsanitary.
• Do not use foods you are normally allergic to. It is just common sense.
• Do not fall asleep with food on or inside you.

Foodie Fun
Food fantasies are all about experimentation. Food can really spice up your sex life, but proceed with caution. Don't dive right into an eight-course meal. Begin with something simple and go from there. Soon you'll be a man that can satisfy any woman's appetite.

Source: askmen.com