Tuesday, November 16, 2010

How to... Fake an Orgasm

Recently, doctors have been seeing an increased number of men suffering from delayed ejaculation (DE) and having to fake an orgasm. This umbrella term describes everything from taking longer to reach orgasm to not being able to climax at all. This may come as a surprise to many, but it is a real problem. After all, when we think of fake orgasms, most of us think of women acting out a climax (you know, like Meg Ryan’s scene in When Harry Met Sally). But even AM’s 2010 Great Male Survey revealed that 30% of respondents have faked an orgasm at least once.

When a woman fakes an orgasm, it’s usually because the guy she’s with isn’t getting her off and she doesn’t want to hurt his ego. Some male orgasm fakers may have a similar motivation. In fact, it may be even more damaging to a woman’s confidence to hear that her man isn’t climaxing, since the prevailing opinion is that men should be able to climax whenever, wherever and under any circumstance. Of course, this simply isn’t true, which is why it’s important to learn how to fake an orgasm.

While, in general, it may be easier for a man to reach orgasm than it is for a woman, there are certainly some situations in which it is difficult at best. Doctors have linked DE to a number of factors, including use of antidepressants, stress from the economy, proliferation of porn, and over-masturbation. Further, unlike many women who are capable of multiple orgasms, most men can only climax once or twice before their energy is spent. So, if a guy has already had sex once, twice or three times in a single night, making it happen yet another time may be asking for too much. The same applies if he masturbated earlier in the day. General exhaustion could also be a factor in preventing an orgasm from happening, as well as having a few too many drinks.

It’s clear that there are many reasons why you need to know how to fake an orgasm, and here’s your training manual.

Prerequisite to the fake orgasm
To fake an orgasm successfully, it is imperative that you wear a condom. It can be done without one, but it’s much more complicated. Just consider it another benefit of staying safe.

Don’t overact
Overacting will kill this performance. You must do your best to have your fake orgasm be as much like a real one as possible. Don’t overdo it with loud moans, crazy facial expressions, lots of thrashing about, or anything else out of character during your fake climax.

Don’t do it face-to-face
A face-to-face position is not ideal for faking an orgasm. Everyone makes a distinctive “orgasm face” and this is hard to fake since you’ve likely never seen your own. A girl who has been with you before, however, will recognize if your orgasm face is not consistent. So, when faking an orgasm, it is best to do it doggy style or in any other position in which you are not facing one another.

Trash the condom quickly
Take off the condom immediately after pulling out and wrap it in a tissue before you throw it in the garbage. It’s unlikely that your girl is going to go digging through the trash for evidence of your orgasm, so getting it off quickly and putting it straight into the garbage is the best course of action.

Don’t fake the follow-up
Whatever you normally do after you orgasm is what you should do after you fake an orgasm. If you usually turn over and go to sleep, do that. If you’re not the type to get cuddly afterward, don’t start now unless you want to arouse suspicion. However, if cuddling is a regular part of your after-sex routine, make with the nuzzling and sweet nothings even if you’re too exhausted to move. Now is not the time to deviate from your normal routine.

Naturally, this “how to fake an orgasm” process should only be used under exceptional circumstances, because nothing is better than the real thing. If you have a feeling that you’re too tired, drunk or worn out to orgasm, you might want to postpone the sex. Then, when you’re in tiptop shape again, you can make sure that both you and your partner come like Old Faithful.

SOURCE: askmen.com

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